people's yabang moments

i have a friend from hs whose status in ym goes like this: "crap ang baba na ng IQ ko 129 nlng crap!!" comments?

another friend from hs almost told me hes the brightest kid in his class.. it goes like this.. "na perfect ko yung isang exam namin haha di nga ako nagaral nun e.." believe it or not, he always says things like that.. super annoying talaga

a cousin of mine always has 'palusots'.. like.. ok, here i tried to not be too pushy haha..
kaka: kaya pala sabi ni mommy mas masipag ka na kay * dahil may inspiration ka na
cuz: nop
cuz: never will
cuz: ako sipag
cuz: asa ka pa
kaka: bkt ako aasa?
kaka: sabi nga ni mommy
kaka: dahil sa kanya noh!
kaka: hihihihi
cuz: ha???
cuz: ewan ko anu pinagsasabi ni mama....
cuz: sumisipag ako???ha??
kaka: mommy ko
kaka: bkt ayaw mong sinasabihan kang masipag?
kaka: weird
cuz: lalang
cuz: sobrang inappropriate
cuz: kasi ndi lang tlga ako masipag
cuz: i love being lazy
defensive ba or what? plus stress in the "laziness with brains".. 2 months later, i confronted *.. he told me my cousin had been studying late at night when everybodys already in bed.. haha sneak peek.. time will come he'll come clean.. or.. we'll get him cleaned hahaha

someone i know from ust.. ill show you his itsy bitsy yabang.. the others are confidential haha
boy: cge bgay m code
boy: basahin ko simulate ko output
boy: hahaha
kaka: sure ka?
kaka: sa friend ko yun e
kaka: actually
kaka: hehe
boy: game
boy: send mo ung file d2
kaka: hehehe
boy: ginawan ko nga c * ng c++ code ng walang compiler e
kaka: o? hahah
boy: lab experiment
boy: ngpatulong
so.. watcha think?

another from hs.. he thinks hes good in everything.. i mean in general.. "i did this all by myself.."

again from hs.. he accomplished something hard that made his friends praise him.. hed say.. "dali lang yun e.."

from ust.. "kayang kaya ko yan, dali dali lang e.. this and that lang tapos na"

have you noticed? all of them are male.. so what can you say?